Me: "Goodnight sweethear.....wait. (gasp)What did you do Princess? Did you cut your hair?"
Princess Happy: "Yes. (Starts crying)"
Me: "Where did you cut your hair?"
Princess: "Downstairs. In your scrappin room"
Me: "Please show me."
Princess: "Are you mad, please mommy, are you mad? Ohhhhhhhhh - your mad. I can't stand it, your mad.....whaaaaaaaaaaaa"
(This litany was wailed thruout the house as we walked to the basement to my scrapbooking room)
We arrived in the scrapping room to find several LARGE chunks of hair laying on the floor by her art desk. The biggest chunk missing is right in her bang area and will take several months to grow out (Hopefully, in time for school pictures) Needless to say, I'm not happy at this point. We cleaned up the hair, confiscated her scissors and took her back to bed. Our conversation continued.
Me: "What made you think you should cut your own hair?"
Princess: "Well, (sob) I didn't want you to take me to the evil hair shop again where they would do mean things to me like they did when I was a baby and make me cry....(sob)"
Me: "Princess, Mrs. Michelle is not mean and she doesn't work at an evil hair shop. If you wanted your hair cut, we could take you to see her."
Princess: "Oh No! Now I'm gonna be bald like daddy....whaaaaaa"
Me: "No, you won't. But now you can't complain if I have to pull your hair into a pony tail. I think we've had enough talk for one night. Goodnight princess. Sweet Dreams!"
Princess: "Good night mommy!"
I hope she didn't dream about the evil hair shop or being buzzed! I'll try to post a picture today before I do her hair. She really did a job on those bangs (that we've been growing out for about 7 months now)
Princess Happy: "Yes. (Starts crying)"
Me: "Where did you cut your hair?"
Princess: "Downstairs. In your scrappin room"
Me: "Please show me."
Princess: "Are you mad, please mommy, are you mad? Ohhhhhhhhh - your mad. I can't stand it, your mad.....whaaaaaaaaaaaa"
(This litany was wailed thruout the house as we walked to the basement to my scrapbooking room)
We arrived in the scrapping room to find several LARGE chunks of hair laying on the floor by her art desk. The biggest chunk missing is right in her bang area and will take several months to grow out (Hopefully, in time for school pictures) Needless to say, I'm not happy at this point. We cleaned up the hair, confiscated her scissors and took her back to bed. Our conversation continued.
Me: "What made you think you should cut your own hair?"
Princess: "Well, (sob) I didn't want you to take me to the evil hair shop again where they would do mean things to me like they did when I was a baby and make me cry....(sob)"
Me: "Princess, Mrs. Michelle is not mean and she doesn't work at an evil hair shop. If you wanted your hair cut, we could take you to see her."
Princess: "Oh No! Now I'm gonna be bald like daddy....whaaaaaa"
Me: "No, you won't. But now you can't complain if I have to pull your hair into a pony tail. I think we've had enough talk for one night. Goodnight princess. Sweet Dreams!"
Princess: "Good night mommy!"
I hope she didn't dream about the evil hair shop or being buzzed! I'll try to post a picture today before I do her hair. She really did a job on those bangs (that we've been growing out for about 7 months now)
Edited to include picture!
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